This week Normally Surreal turns one year old! You know what that means?
As a way to say thank you to all of my followers, commentators and people who ended up here by mistake, I have decided to run a little contest.
It is true that it is difficult to write well, but it can be just has hard to write terribly. That is why there are contests, such as the famed Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, to find people who can skillfully craft a terrible work of fiction.
For instance the 2011 winner of the Bulwer-Lytton won with this entry:
"Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories." — Sue Fondrie, Oshkosh, WI
|Human/Velociraptor Not Included|
So show me your creative writing side, and don't worry if it's bad, that's the point!
Thanks again to everyone who has followed me through the bizarre journey that is my life for the past year! You guys are more fantastic than the thought of a thousand wombats playing "Carry on My Wayward Son" on harmonicas!
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