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So I have seen a million posts about why you should date girls who do yoga. Okay, so maybe not a literal million, but I have had seventeen different ones pop up on my Facebook home page in the past week.
I have also seen five 'why you should date' articles for girls who dance, seven who spin and four for girls who zumba.
You know what, not every girl does the stereotypical 'girl' workouts. So in response, here are 10 reasons why you should date a girl who lifts weights.
1. Girls who weight lift are in it for the long haul.
Weight lifters know that anything worth anything takes hard work and patience.
We understand that there will be plateaus where nothing seems to be improving. We understand that sometimes something needs to change in our routine to get where we want to be. We understand the idea of working hard and having patience to reach goals.
Dating a weight lifter means you have someone who already has the dedication to make something hard (which, let's be honest, relationships are hard) work.
2. We can open our own stupid jars...
...And move our own furniture, and help you paint that shed and get all the groceries in the house in one trip.
This doesn't mean that we won't ask for your help if we need it, it just means there are a thousand little tasks that you're less likely to be asked to deal with and more things you're likely to get help with.
3. We eat like normal human beings.
Do I want just a salad and half a Saltine cracker? Heck no! I just did 105 pound cleans and 300 pound squats! I want protein! To the chicken teriyaki hut we go!
4. Say what you want about yoga practitioner's flexibility and spinner's abs, weight lifters have all the booty.
Between the barbell squats, the deadlifts, leg presses, the goblet squats, the calf raises... we have the most toned legs and tushes you could imagine. We make pairs of jeans happy that we're wearing them.
5. We are totally fine if you want a day here or there to spend on the couch, because in all likeliness we will need that day too.
Worried about dating someone who will never let you have a day to be a sloth? There will definitely be days where all we want to do is order a pizza, lay on the couch and let our muscles recover as we binge watch Netflix.
6. We aren't overly competitive.
We aren't going to feel threatened by your mother, sister, random casual female friend. Weight lifting is all about being in competition with yourself, pushing yourself to that next level and encouraging those around to do the same. We don't have time for petty comparisons with other people.
7. We're naturally ambitious, but not going to set ourselves up for failure.
"I'm going to be able to lat pull 175 by the end of this year, even though I can only do 120 right now," pretty easily translates into, "I'm going to work myself into that manager promotion."
We set attainable goals and then work our butts off to get them. None of this, "I'm going to set some incredibly impossible goal, not really put in the necessary effort and then whine and moan when it doesn't happen," crap.
8. We always have chocolate milk available.
What better quick protein recovery source for post-lifting is there?
9. We're excellent at mental math.
Need to quickly add in increments? Easy. Converting kg to pounds? No problem. Finding rough percentages? We can do it in our sleep. Need that tip calculated? No problem.
10. We know how to parcel out our time.
You can't spend too much time on legs and not enough on shoulders. You can't ignore your chest in favor of only back exercises all week long. Weight lifters know how to spend good time on all important aspects of life without ignoring anything.
My fellow lady (and guy) lifters, what other reasons would you say you're datable?
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